Friday, January 07, 2011

An Old Wives' Tale

This is the perfect date, no webcam between us, he thought.
They shared a Diet Coke and ate fries. 

“I’ll wait for your status update.” She received a text as soon as she reached home. 
She updated her status immediately : 2nyt ws awsm, gr8, lulzzzzzz.  

The boy, heartbroken, deactivated his account.


The End.

5 comments:

  1. he should have learned to wait. how sad.

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  2. @Kris - You are a very kind man.

    @Trisha- :P Btw, I forgot to tell you.. I saw an ad for The Third Ray and kept reading it as Trisha Ray, the way ahead.

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  3. Surely the boy should have been tipped off as soon as the Diet Coke was ordered. The propensity for truncation always carries over to other parts of a personality.

    Short. Brutal. Enjoyable. :)

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